{"id":2829,"date":"2025-05-25T21:11:38","date_gmt":"2025-05-25T19:11:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dorfgoe.de\/?page_id=2829"},"modified":"2026-01-09T12:57:06","modified_gmt":"2026-01-09T11:57:06","slug":"waschmaschinentutorium","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/dorfgoe.de\/en\/waschmaschinentutorium\/","title":{"rendered":"Laundry Tutorial"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cYou will do it because someone has to. You will do it because no one else can. If you don't, millions will die.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>-an anonymous laundry tutor<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>We all have to wash our clothes. Otherwise, they quickly become disgusting. Someone has to make sure that things keep running smoothly, that the world of the washing machine keeps turning. That's us\u2014the laundry tutors!<\/p>\n<p>It's not glamorous, it's not pleasant, it's not fun, but it has to be done. And it's not as bad as everyone says.<\/p>\n<p>We clean the laundry rooms once a week. This includes the machines themselves, the detergent compartments, as well as the shelves and floors. We also empty the trash in the laundry rooms, and if someone loses money due to a technical error with the machines, we reimburse them. In addition, we occasionally have to empty the coin counters on the machines in the old building. In addition, we repair minor problems with the machines or call technicians for more serious problems.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eDu wirst es tun, weil jemand es tun muss. Du wirst es tun, weil niemand sonst es tun kann. Wenn du es nicht tust, werden Millionen sterben.\u201c -ein anonymer WaMa-Tutor &nbsp; Wir alle m\u00fcssen unsere Kleidung waschen. Sonst werden die Dinger sehr schnell eklig. Irgendwer muss sich darum k\u00fcmmern, dass die Dinge am laufen bleiben, [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"class_list":["post-2829","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dorfgoe.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2829","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dorfgoe.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dorfgoe.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dorfgoe.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dorfgoe.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2829"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dorfgoe.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2829\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2938,"href":"https:\/\/dorfgoe.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2829\/revisions\/2938"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dorfgoe.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2829"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}